TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…
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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Nightmares Already Now It’s Bloody Fantastic Get Ready to Wet Your Pants Again
The latest trailer for Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival has dropped, and it’s a total bloodbath 🩸💉! The release date has…
G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously
Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our great…
Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…
Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…
Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the deep state elites…
Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money
The wait is over, and the drama is about to unfold for all you Frostpunk 2 fans out there! 🚨👀…
Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…