Ding Dong, the CNN Correspondent is Dead
Oh, another one bites the dust! Charles Bierbauer, a CNN “correspondent,” has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe…
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Lawmakers Throw a Hissy Fit After Border Patrol Briefly Detains Do-Gooder Firefighter Helpers in Washington (OMG!) | CNN
Oh, the Deep State strikes again! Now they’re arresting HEROES fighting wildfires, all because they might not have the right…
CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time
Oh, sweet Lord, can you believe this? CNN, the fake news headquarters, is at it again! Brianna Keilar, bless her…
Chainsaw Man—The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)
Well, well, well, look what we have here. After approximately 3 decades of waiting (give or take), Crunchyroll, bless their…
CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…
“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…
Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…
ICE Rounding Up America’s Sweetest: Firefighters, Pastors, and Journalists, Oh My
Oh, the horror! ICE is actually doing its job under President Trump, rounding up illegals instead of giving them keys…
PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For
OMG!😱 Wizards of the Coast, desperate for relevance, teamed up with…SPIDER-MAN?🕸️🤮 Yeah, you heard right! At PAX West 2025, they…
This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas
Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America –…