XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…
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Linda Perhacs Located Safely After Brief Disappearance
82-year-old folk singer Linda Perhacs has been “found safely” by local authorities after her friends and collaborators issued a public…
Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…
Ben Affleck Wins Big on Millionaire Game Show
Ben Affleck has become the fifth celebrity to win the $1 million top prize on Who Wants to Be a…
Billie Eilish Concert Movie Hits Paramount+ This August
The concert movie co-directed by Billie Eilish and James Cameron, Billie Eilish — Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour…
Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…
Troy Jackson’s Secret Life as Republican Troll Mastermind Uncovered Somehow
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Troy Jackson, a Democratic state lawmaker from Maine, when I stumbled upon…
Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…
Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…