RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…
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Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…
Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin
Hollywood has lost another talented young star, as Hayden Panettiere, the actress known for her roles in Heroes and Nashville,…
Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…
Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Nevermore news? I mean, I’m not sure if I am, but here…
Actress Hayden Panettiere Dies At 36
Actress Hayden Panettiere has died at the age of 36, according to TMZ. “It is with profound sadness that we…
Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Attorney General Todd Blanche is making some interesting comments about his…
Lin-Manuel Miranda Out for Moana 3
Lin-Manuel Miranda has confirmed that he has no plans to return for Moana 3, telling Deadline, “My time in the…
Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…
Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 Municipal Waste is working on a new record! 🎸…