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Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake
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Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Rico Nasty has announced her fourth studio album, RX, due out July 24th. The Maryland rapper has also revealed the…

Gary Glitter Faces New Sexual Offense Charges From 1970s Allegations
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Gary Glitter Faces New Sexual Offense Charges From 1970s Allegations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Gary Glitter, the disgraced and imprisoned English glam-rock star, was charged on Thursday by British authorities with new sexual misconduct…

NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks
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NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Taylor Swift fans are legion, so it’s no surprise that New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has counted himself among…

Taylor Swift’s Star Studded Wedding Guest List Unfolds
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Taylor Swift’s Star Studded Wedding Guest List Unfolds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s reported wedding weekend is underway at Madison Square Garden. The celebration is expected to span…

Spotify Charts Manipulated With Fake Streams Allegedly
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Spotify Charts Manipulated With Fake Streams Allegedly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Traders on Kalshi are accused by a vocal user of manipulating Spotify’s charts in order to win big on the…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…

McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops
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McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s hospitalization, and I have to say, it’s been a…

Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
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Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…

Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…

Dancers Narrowly Escape Falling Stage at State Fair Event
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Dancers Narrowly Escape Falling Stage at State Fair Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

The Great American State Fair has experienced a series of unfortunate events, including weak attendance, steep food prices, and canceled…

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