Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: News

Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November
Breaking, Music News

Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some devastating news? 🤯 Sweden’s D-Beat titans DISFEAR are releasing their long-awaited, ferocious…

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
Breaking, Music News

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…

Monsieur Perine Calls It Quits After Latin Grammy Nomination
Live, Music News

Monsieur Perine Calls It Quits After Latin Grammy Nomination

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Monsieur Periné have announced that they are going on an indefinite hiatus after nearly two decades together. The Colombian band…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

NYC Forced to Nix Tax on Rich People’s Vacation Houses
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

NYC Forced to Nix Tax on Rich People’s Vacation Houses

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York City, where a judge just ruled against…

Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming
Breaking, Music News

Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Chuck Billy has…

Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…

Jet Sets Sights On South America For 2027 Debut Tour
Live, Music News

Jet Sets Sights On South America For 2027 Debut Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Jet are heading out on their first-ever South American tour. The Australian rockers will play three shows across Colombia, Chile,…

Spider-Man Clone Saga Heads To Prime Video As New Series
Live

Spider-Man Clone Saga Heads To Prime Video As New Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Weeks after Prime Video’s disappointing decision to cancel its very good Spider-Noir series, the streamer is nearing a deal with…

Fake Names Blend Punk Roots With Jangle Pop Sound
Live, Music News

Fake Names Blend Punk Roots With Jangle Pop Sound

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Punk supergroup Fake Names — featuring members of Refused and Bad Religion, among others — have unveiled the new song…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 20 21 22 … 476 Next

Latest posts

  • Because Who Needs Security At Airports Anyway
  • Experts Theorize Possible Connection Between TikTokers Celebrating Women Killing Their Children And More Women Killing Their Children
  • Josh Homme Open To Reuniting With Them Crooked Vultures And Kyuss
  • Girl Ultra Hits The Road With Chromeo-Produced Album
  • Slayer Drops Liquid Filled Reign In Blood 40th Anniversary Vinyl

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.