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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
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Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Burning Man 2026 Death Toll Reaches Three
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Burning Man 2026 Death Toll Reaches Three

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

A third attendee at Burning Man 2026 has died on the final day of the festival in Black Rock City,…

Mars Volta Drops New Live Single Reina Tormenta Enlazan Las Tinieblas
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Mars Volta Drops New Live Single Reina Tormenta Enlazan Las Tinieblas

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

The Mars Volta have released “Reina Tormenta / Enlazan Las Tinieblas,” the newest single from their upcoming live album Lucro…

GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
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GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…

Yuridia Sets 2027 US Tour After Record Breaking Mexico City Gigs
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Yuridia Sets 2027 US Tour After Record Breaking Mexico City Gigs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Yuridia has announced a 2027 US leg of her “Las Cartas Sobre La Mesa Tour,” following a pair of historic…

Isaiah Rashad Expands 2026 Tour For Sun’s Tirade Anniversary Run
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Isaiah Rashad Expands 2026 Tour For Sun’s Tirade Anniversary Run

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Isaiah Rashad has extended his “Lil Sunny’s Awful Road Trip” world tour through March 2027, including a second 2026 North…

Drunk History Returns This Fall With New Short Form Episodes
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Drunk History Returns This Fall With New Short Form Episodes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Comedy Central has announced it is bringing back Drunk History for three new short-form episodes starting next week, marking the…

Star Wars Gets Rare 70mm IMAX Release For 50th Birthday
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Star Wars Gets Rare 70mm IMAX Release For 50th Birthday

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Disney will celebrate the 50th anniversary of Star Wars in 2027 by giving the franchise’s original 1977 film its first-ever…

Arca Collaborates with Musical Moms Madonna and Bjork
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Arca Collaborates with Musical Moms Madonna and Bjork

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Venezuelan experimental artist and producer Arca has offered a glimpse into her studio experiences with Madonna and Björk, describing the…

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