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Oh look, turns out Trump’s tariffs are just a fancy way of making Americans pay for their own wallets to be lighter!
The Tariffs Are Working! Oh Wait, They're Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh look, turns out Trump’s tariffs are just a fancy way of making Americans pay for their own wallets to be lighter!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s finally admitting what we’ve known all along! The deep state at the Federal Reserve Bank…

Minneapolis Enforcement Surge Ends, Leaving State and DHS Officials Sweating Bullets in Senate Hot Seat
Minnesota Dems Cower as Border Czar Homan Calls Off Liberal Snowflake Protest Circus
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Minneapolis Enforcement Surge Ends, Leaving State and DHS Officials Sweating Bullets in Senate Hot Seat

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

After months of liberal tantrums and fake news hysteria, President Trump’s tough border czar Tom Homan has mercifully announced the…

5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN
5 Things: Trump Delivers Another Flawless Day While America Remains Safe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning display of leadership, President Trump has once again proven that America is in the best possible hands.…

Diablo 30th Anniversary Spotlight: Warlock Class Finally Arrives to Ruin Your Build—Again!
The Warlock Has Arrived: Diablo's 30th Birthday Bash Brings More Demons Than Your Ex's Group Chat
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Diablo 30th Anniversary Spotlight: Warlock Class Finally Arrives to Ruin Your Build—Again!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Well, well, well… Diablo just turned 30, and instead of buying it a nice bottle of whiskey, Blizzard decided to…

Gallup Throws in the Towel on Presidential Tracking Poll, Proving Even Polls Are Over This Election Cycle
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gallup Throws in the Towel on Presidential Tracking Poll, Proving Even Polls Are Over This Election Cycle

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Look Who’s Giving Up! Gallup Finally Throws in the Towel on Trump Approval Polls! Oh, the irony! Gallup, that once…

Ana Navarro: MAGA Heroes Save the Day by Defying Trump Over Epstein Files!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ana Navarro: MAGA Heroes Save the Day by Defying Trump Over Epstein Files!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Breaking News: Pam Bondi’s Capitol Hill Circus Has Liberals in Full Meltdown Mode! Oh, look! The radical left is losing…

Discord Digs a Deeper Hole Trying to Explain Why They Need to Spy on Your Age — Fans Still Screaming “No Thanks!”
Discord's New Age Verification Plan Is About As Popular As A Tax Audit At A Clown Convention
Breaking, Games News

Discord Digs a Deeper Hole Trying to Explain Why They Need to Spy on Your Age — Fans Still Screaming “No Thanks!”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Discord, the app that somehow manages to be both the lifeblood of online communities and the digital equivalent of a…

Warframe Finally Invades Android in Canada — Because Eh, Why Not? Global Domination Next!
Warframe Mobile Is Coming to Android, Because Apparently We All Need More Ways to Ignore Our Responsibilities
Breaking, Games News

Warframe Finally Invades Android in Canada — Because Eh, Why Not? Global Domination Next!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Oh look, another game letting us pretend we’re intergalactic space ninjas while our laundry piles up like the Sentients’ ancient…

Man questioned by police in Nancy Guthrie case speaks out… because apparently silence is overrated
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Man questioned by police in Nancy Guthrie case speaks out… because apparently silence is overrated

Big ElephantFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Another Day, Another Fake News Frenzy: CNN’s Latest Nancy Guthrie Circus Oh, look, it’s CNN again, pretending to be serious…

Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment
Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Brings Devotion And Torment To Valentine's Day Celebrations
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Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Well, folks, if you were looking for a love story to warm your heart this Valentine’s Day, you’re in luck!…

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