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Wolf Alice Covers Nirvana Classic At London Homecoming Gig
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Wolf Alice Covers Nirvana Classic At London Homecoming Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Wolf Alice played a massive homecoming show at London’s Finsbury Park on Sunday, July 5th, and capped the night by…

Ringo Starr Sets New Tour Dates Before 86th Birthday Bash
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Ringo Starr Sets New Tour Dates Before 86th Birthday Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Ringo Starr has announced new tour dates with his All Starr Band for fall 2026. The fall leg opens September…

Danny Elfman Hits Road For 2026 Fall North American Tour
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Danny Elfman Hits Road For 2026 Fall North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Danny Elfman has confirmed dates for a North American fall tour, coming in support of a new, as-yet-unannounced studio album.…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus
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Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh joy, another day, another chance for Sony to stuff more games into the ever-expanding void that is PlayStation Plus.…

Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
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Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…

DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
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DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…

Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…

Muse Launch 2026 Tour With Epic 24 Song Performance
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Muse Launch 2026 Tour With Epic 24 Song Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Muse kicked off their North American summer tour at Milwaukee’s Summerfest on July 2nd, featuring a set of songs from…

Julian Casablancas Clarifies American Zionists Remarks
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Julian Casablancas Clarifies American Zionists Remarks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Julian Casablancas added more heat to his hottest take that privileged, white “American Zionist” talk like they’re “Black people during…

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