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The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time
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The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

It’s a-me, wallet annihilation! 🎮💸 Hold onto your Rupees, folks, because LEGO and Nintendo have officially teamed up to drain…

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Ninajirachi Trolls Celine Orlando

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Shocking news: a 24-year-old Australian just had a “milestone moment” by playing EDC Las Vegas. 🔥 On the mainstage, no…

The Millions From Sanctioned Venezuelan Oil Sold by the U.S. Are Heading on a Qatari Shopping Spree Before the IRS Notices
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The Millions From Sanctioned Venezuelan Oil Sold by the U.S. Are Heading on a Qatari Shopping Spree Before the IRS Notices

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Trump’s 5D Chess: Sending Venezuelan Oil Money to Qatar Is a Masterstroke to Thwart Deep State Lawyers and Socialist Loopholes!…

Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
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Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…

Possible Leaker To Washington Post Admits He ‘Mishandled Classified Information,’ DOJ Says
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Possible Leaker To Washington Post Admits He ‘Mishandled Classified Information,’ DOJ Says

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Finally! A REAL President who isn’t afraid to crack down on the deep state and the Fake News media that…

Iran Streets Boringly Calm After Those Fun Protests, Everyone Go Home
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Iran Streets Boringly Calm After Those Fun Protests, Everyone Go Home

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to paint a picture of “normalcy” in Iran, true patriots know the…

Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

LIBERAL MEDIA LOSES ITS MIND OVER AMERICAN FAMILIES SAVING MONEY (Sponsored by Big Doll) CNN and their so-called “journalists” are…

WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
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WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎭 Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…

Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke
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Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

President Donald J. Trump is playing 4D chess while the weak-kneed globalists in Copenhagen are busy melting down. He’s dead…

What Happened to Minneapolis Businesses When ICE Came to Town And Absolutely Nobody Asked for a Receipt
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What Happened to Minneapolis Businesses When ICE Came to Town And Absolutely Nobody Asked for a Receipt

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

EL BURRITO MERCADO: Democrats in Minnesota Panic as President Trump’s Patriot ICE Raids Expose the Woke Economy! President Trump’s second…

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