75% of Americans Say Leave Greenland Alone Because Nobody Wants to Visit a Frozen Florida
CNN’s Newest Fake News Poll: Weak-Kneed Liberals Cower as President Trump Makes America GIANT Again! In a hilarious new “poll”…
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Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies
🚨BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS & NON-BELIEVERS! 🚨 The internet has officially melted down because Prime Video just dropped the first image…
Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People
CNN is crying crocodile tears over President Trump’s brilliant rebranding of the Pentagon to the Department of War, claiming it…
‘Tip of the Iceberg’: FBI Raids Reporter’s Home, Newsrooms Realize the Government Actually Read Their Tweets
BREAKING: Deep State Media Outfit Hit With 3 AM RAID as Pam Bondi Unleashes the Kraken on Leakers! Patriots, rejoice!…
Appeals court rescinds freedom for Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, because apparently ‘free speech’ only applies to some | CNN
Another Big Win for President Trump as Courts Finally Block Activist Judge’s Order to Free Palestinian Protester Another day, another…
Epstein survivors ask inspector general to review Justice Department’s release of files | CNN Politics
Deep State Sabotage! Epstein File Release Under Siege by Democrats and Globalist Bots! The Swamp is fighting back, folks! As…
‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…
Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…
Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks
Behold, the glorious dawn of a new era where Marvel characters engage in the ultimate virtual fistfight for our amusement!…
Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll
BREAKING: CNN’s Latest Fake News Poll Proves Americans CRAVE More ICE Action! Folks, the failing CNN is at it again…