Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America
Oh joy, oh rapture, I get to write about the fake news media’s latest attempt to tear down our great…
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Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…
Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…
Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay
This weekend is going to be lit for all you Final Fantasy XIV fans out there, and we’re not just…
Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…
Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster
It’s just hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the latest news, now that…
Waking up every morning in the US and seeing the top news
Doubly true waking up on the West coast Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids
The price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month, because who needs that extra…
OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great President Donald…