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MJ Child Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Heads To Arbitration
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MJ Child Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Heads To Arbitration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

A child sex trafficking lawsuit filed against Michael Jackson’s estate in February has been dismissed, reports Billboard. Federal Judge Hernán…

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
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Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

Luke Combs Unveils 2027 North America Stadium Tour Schedule
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Luke Combs Unveils 2027 North America Stadium Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Luke Combs has extended his “My Kinda Saturday Night Tour” into 2027 with a new run of North American stadium…

King Gizzard Unleashes New Techno Album This Friday
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King Gizzard Unleashes New Techno Album This Friday

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard will release their rave-themed 28th album, Alien Metal, on Friday, August 14th. The album…

Blackmore Rejoins Deep Purple After 33 Years For Iconic Performance
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Blackmore Rejoins Deep Purple After 33 Years For Iconic Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

As promised, Ritchie Blackmore joined Deep Purple on stage for the first time in 33 years at Jones Beach Theater…

Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now
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Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Riot…

Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt
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Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news that Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White…

Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
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Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…

Morgan Wallen Fan Arrested for Urinating on Family at Concert
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Morgan Wallen Fan Arrested for Urinating on Family at Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

A man accused of urinating on a family, including an eight-year-old girl, at a Morgan Wallen concert in July has…

Paramount May Sell CNN to Clear Warner Bros Deal
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Paramount May Sell CNN to Clear Warner Bros Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Paramount Skydance would consider selling CNN to end an antitrust lawsuit that’s seeking to thwart the media giant’s $111-billion takeover…

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