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Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)
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Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Alright, listen up, bub! 😼 Word on the digital street (aka Mp1st, which is totally a reliable source, trust me…

SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺβš”οΈ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…

Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
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Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…

Local Utah News Crew Nearly Roasted Like a Thanksgiving Turkey, Two Idiots Arrested
Elephant Reads CNN

Local Utah News Crew Nearly Roasted Like a Thanksgiving Turkey, Two Idiots Arrested

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another foiled attempt by the radical Left to silence conservative voices! This time, they targeted a FOX 13…

Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)
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Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another sign of the impending socialist apocalypse! Can you believe this? Governor Kathy Hochul, apparently bending the knee…

From Crazy Cat Guy to (Maybe) Crazy Mayor: This Election Just Got Furry-ous
Elephant Reads CNN

From Crazy Cat Guy to (Maybe) Crazy Mayor: This Election Just Got Furry-ous

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Folks, can you believe this garbage from CNN? They’re trying to make a hero out of this cat-loving, subway-riding weirdo,…

Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress
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Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another one bites the dust! McCaul, this Deep State pawn, is “retiring” after two decades of… well, who knows what…

Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
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Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! πŸŽ‰ Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…

OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks,…

The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN
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The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Another day, another example of liberal incompetence! These “friends,” probably card-carrying members of the DSA, couldn’t even find their way…

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