Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…
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Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys
OMG! Norman Reedus, the guy who carries packages better than your local delivery dude, is “open” to playing Sam Porter…
Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…
Oh Noes! Square Enix Accidentally Deletes a Kingdom Hearts Game (But Don’t Worry, the REAL One is Still Churning in the Development Abyss)
Oh, the humanity! 😭 Square Enix, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to DELETE 🗑️ another game…
Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents
Oh look, another guitar! 🙄 Apparently, Jackson, bless their corporate hearts, decided that what the world REALLY needed was ANOTHER…
Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…
Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently
OMG, Digital Extremes just dropped the mic…or maybe a poorly optimized update, who knows? 🤷♀️ At PAX East, they unveiled…
Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)
Jamiroquai, bless their cotton socks (and questionable headgear), are apparently still a thing. And to prove it, they’re dragging their…
Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
Oh, great, another video game delay! 🙄 Skydance New Media, the folks who brought you… well, nothing much yet, have…
Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath
Breaking News! Microsoft, the company that brought you Clippy (RIP, you annoying paperclip 📎), is at it again! Seems like…