FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…
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Lindsay Clancy Gets Second Chance At Justice Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Lindsay Clancy case is back in the news, and it’s…
Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…
Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…
SNL Season 52 Premiere Delivers Few But Memorable Moments
Saturday Night Live kicked off its 52nd season with New York Knicks superstar and NBA champion Jalen Brunson as host…
Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I can barely contain my excitement… 🙄 NAPALM DEATH…
US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…
GWAR Original Member Chuck Varga Loses Cancer Battle
Chuck Varga, a classic member of GWAR known as the Sexecutioner, has died following a battle with cancer; he was…
Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…
Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Rep. Max Miller, and I’ve got to say,…