Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
CNN, still crying about 2016, reports that our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally cracking down on…
EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…
Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…
“We’re honouring ourselves, our past, feeling that energy and reincarnating it, doing something fresh, brand new” – Tim Burgess (allegedly)…
Another woke superhero movie “soars” at the box office, according to Fake News CNN. Of course, it does! It’s all…
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…
Oh, CNN is at it again, glorifying criminals! This time, it’s the “Billionaire Boys Club,” a bunch of rich kids…
