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Macklemore Launches Free Palestine Concert Series
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Macklemore Launches Free Palestine Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Macklemore has announced a series of headline performances under the banner “Free Palestine” following his removal as an opener from…

Boys Noize Drops New Album 7LLVSION And Fresh Track
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Boys Noize Drops New Album 7LLVSION And Fresh Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Boys Noize has announced a new album, 7LLVSION, out on November 6th via Ones and Zeros. He’s also shared the…

Beach Boys Nix September Concerts Without Warning
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Beach Boys Nix September Concerts Without Warning

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

The Beach Boys have suddenly canceled all of their scheduled September shows without explanation. The concerts were set to mark…

Show Me the Body Tackle Charli XCXs Rock Music on Spotify
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Show Me the Body Tackle Charli XCXs Rock Music on Spotify

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Show Me the Body covered Charli xcx’s “Rock Music” during their Spotify Live Room performance. The post-hardcore band’s rendition underscores…

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
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AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…

KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…

Brent Faiyaz Unveils Highly Anticipated 2026 Tour Schedule
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Brent Faiyaz Unveils Highly Anticipated 2026 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Brent Faiyaz has announced a run of US arena shows dubbed “I Spent the Night with Brent Faiyaz,” which will…

Gremlins 3 First Look Unveiled With 2028 Release Date Shift
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Gremlins 3 First Look Unveiled With 2028 Release Date Shift

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Warner Bros. has re-dated Gremlins 3, pushing back its previously announced 2027 release date to October 6th, 2028. While that’s…

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…

Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…

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