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Congress Saves Country From Itself Again Barely
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Congress Saves Country From Itself Again Barely

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Washington, where the House just passed a bill to…

Weird Al Unveils Vintage 3D Short Film and Classic Brain Song
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Weird Al Unveils Vintage 3D Short Film and Classic Brain Song

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

“Weird Al” Yankovic has unearthed a 2009 educational short film Al’s Brain: A 3-D Journey Through the Human Brain with…

Ed Sheeran Concert Forklift Accident Injures Six Workers
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Ed Sheeran Concert Forklift Accident Injures Six Workers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Six workers were injured while loading out after Ed Sheeran’s Saturday concert at Ford Field in Detroit, according to reports.…

Dolly Parton Breaks Records As Worlds Most Streamed Artist
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Dolly Parton Breaks Records As Worlds Most Streamed Artist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

In the wake of Dolly Parton’s death, millions of listeners returned to the songs she left behind. By the next…

Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
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Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…

Miley Cyrus Drops New Album Bass Persuades With Hollywood Bowl Gigs
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Miley Cyrus Drops New Album Bass Persuades With Hollywood Bowl Gigs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Miley Cyrus has announced a new album, Bass Persuades, out on September 18th via Atlantic Records. She’s also confirmed two…

Amorphis And Insomnium Team Up For Big Fall 2026 Tour
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Amorphis And Insomnium Team Up For Big Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Finnish metal bands Amorphis and Insomnium have announced a co-headlining Fall 2025 North American tour. The outing kicks off in…

Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
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Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…

Gal Gadot Boards New AI Film Project
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Gal Gadot Boards New AI Film Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Gal Gadot is embracing her starring role in Doug Liman’s AI-powered movie Bitcoin, even if she fully admits to being…

RUSH Drummer Anika Nilles Gets TAMA Signature Snare Deal
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RUSH Drummer Anika Nilles Gets TAMA Signature Snare Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

RUSH drummer Anika Nilles has partnered with TAMA to produce a new signature snare. The instrument has been featured by…

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