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Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout
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Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted he considered canceling the remainder of his “LOOP” US tour and felt abandoned by certain friends and…

Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery
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Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest proposal, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar
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Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A helicopter just crashed in Los Angeles, and it’s a real…

Ed Sheeran Adjusts Philly Stage Due to Security Concerns
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Ed Sheeran Adjusts Philly Stage Due to Security Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted that he was unsure how audiences would receive him during his first show back in Philadelphia on…

Ed Sheeran Talks Macklemore and Gaza at Philly Show Tonight
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Ed Sheeran Talks Macklemore and Gaza at Philly Show Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Ed Sheeran opened his concert in Philadelphia on Saturday by addressing the controversy surrounding Macklemore’s removal from the tour, concerns…

AI Actress Malfunctions Live On Air Speaking Cantonese
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AI Actress Malfunctions Live On Air Speaking Cantonese

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Most actors worry about misspeaking during a live promo appearance or accidentally letting a spoiler slip. For AI-generated “actress” Tilly…

Orville Peck Talks Football Player Romance
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Orville Peck Talks Football Player Romance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Orville Peck apparently made some off-field contact with the Raiders — by way of a kiss. On the song “Ring…

Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt
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Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Carrot Top was hospitalized in Las Vegas on Friday night following a suicide attempt. A representative for the actor and…

Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
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Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…

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