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Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85
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Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime, has left us, and I’m still trying to process the news. I…

Olivia Rodrigo Scores Custom Baja Blast At Taco Bell
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Olivia Rodrigo Scores Custom Baja Blast At Taco Bell

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo is teaming up with Taco Bell for her own twist on the Baja Blast. You Seem Pretty Pink…

Stapleton Covers Dolly Parton Classic I Will Always Love You
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Stapleton Covers Dolly Parton Classic I Will Always Love You

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Chris Stapleton has joined the ranks of Jack White, Orville Peck, Vin Diesel, and more in covering Dolly Parton following…

Pete Hegseth Fires Army Chief Over Kid Rock Investigation
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Pete Hegseth Fires Army Chief Over Kid Rock Investigation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Former Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George was fired by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shortly after being told to…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Colombia’s Rock al Parque Turns 30 With Editors Ministry Mon Laferte
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Colombia’s Rock al Parque Turns 30 With Editors Ministry Mon Laferte

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Colombia’s Rock al Parque has revealed the lineup for its 30th anniversary edition, with Editors, Ministry, Mon Laferte, Apocalyptica, and…

Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
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Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names
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NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready for the biggest gaming spectacle of the year – gamescom 2026 is here, and with it, NetEase Games…

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