Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…
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Echoes of Aincrad Hands-On Preview Because You Clearly Haven’t Played Enough SAO Video Games Already
Wow, I’m So Excited to Dive Back into the World of Sword Art Online with Echoes of Aincrad 🤩! I…
Steam Gift Cards Are Getting Murdered By Scammers Because Who Needs Actual Cash Anyway
Oh no, the scammers are coming! 🚨💸 Valve is killing off physical Steam gift cards because, apparently, some people are…
Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…
Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…
Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…
California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷♀️. I…
Helldivers Film Completely Collapses Without Jason Momoa Because Let’s Be Real He Was the Only Reason Anyone Cared
The Helldivers film is in a bit of a pickle, folks! 🍔👀. It seems that Jason Momoa, the star of…