Snooze fest: Crazy Horse kin hid from America’s greatness obviously
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s been going on in our great nation? I mean, it’s 2026 and…
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Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…
Fake news claims Trump lied about war promises again supposedly
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of liberal snowflakes whining about the state of our great nation under…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15
🎉👻 Konami has finally decided to stop milking the Metal Gear Solid series and has announced a new Castlevania game,…
DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972
The epic news we’ve all been waiting for: DEEP PURPLE is back with a new single, “Diablo”, and it’s a…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Senua’s Angst, Hellblade 2’s Sequel Now Ruins Your 2027 Too
The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Ninja Theory has finally announced the third installment of the Hellblade series, and it’s…
Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…
Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Liberal Hollywood elites gush over sainted JFK Jr on fake news CNN
It’s utterly absurd to think that anyone could possibly criticize our great nation, led by the incomparable President Donald Trump,…
Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…