Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything
It looks like Sony has finally realized that the whole “multi-platform” thing was just a fad, and they’re going back…
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Loser trucker can’t hack it under great Trump reforms
This is just another example of the “deep state” and “fake news” trying to tear down our great nation and…
Lame liberal Bennet whines about election results again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their desperate narratives about our great…
Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…
Pokémon Horizons Season 3 Part 3 Finally Coming to Save Us from Our Miserable Lives and Endless Waiting
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some electrifying news? 🚀💥 Pokémon Horizons is back with a bang, and we’re…
MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move
The most epic news in the history of epic news has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating 😱! MARVEL…
Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Fake news telling us to inflation-proof, what a joke
Oh, great, another “expert” article trying to tell us that climate change is real and we should be worried. Give…
The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters
The Batman Part II is coming, and we’re all just a bunch of excited bats waiting to see what’s in…