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Arca Unleashes New Album XXXXX: Stream
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Arca Unleashes New Album XXXXX: Stream

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Arca has officially released her new album, XXXXX. The project marks the first full-length LP from the acclaimed artist since…

Sony Proceeds with Ending PlayStation Discs Amid Gamer Backlash
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Sony Proceeds with Ending PlayStation Discs Amid Gamer Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Sony has confirmed to investors that it will “cautiously” move forward with phasing out PlayStation discs, which will no longer…

Tom Waits Drops New Spoken Word Cut The Fly Now Streaming
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Tom Waits Drops New Spoken Word Cut The Fly Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Tom Waits has unveiled the B-side to his recent collaboration with Massive Attack, a spoken-word track titled “The Fly.” The…

Greta Van Fleet Drops New Single And Album Details Now
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Greta Van Fleet Drops New Single And Album Details Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Greta Van Fleet have announced a new album titled Palace for the People. Ahead of its October 9th release, the…

Trump somehow making things worse for Blanche nomination
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Trump somehow making things worse for Blanche nomination

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media post, where he’s defending his pick…

Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
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Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…

Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken
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Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The age-old question: which is worth more, a company that’s…

Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently
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Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one is a doozy. A pilot of…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…

Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy
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Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Boy George has been pulled from his role in a London production of Jesus Christ Superstar days before his debut…

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