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Slash Gets Species Of Snake Named After Him
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Slash Gets Species Of Snake Named After Him

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

For a guitarist with the status and career success of Slash, you might think he’s accomplished all his dreams, but…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

Olivia Rodrigo Fans Score Tickets at Face Value After Cancellation
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Olivia Rodrigo Fans Score Tickets at Face Value After Cancellation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Ticketmaster has taken back tickets scalpers bought up for Olivia Rodrigo’s “The Unraveled Tour” and is offering them for sale…

Rosie ODonnell Boosts Jimmy Kimmel Live Summer Ratings
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Rosie ODonnell Boosts Jimmy Kimmel Live Summer Ratings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Rosie O’Donnell is three nights into a four-night guest-hosting run on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, and her return to talk-show hosting…

Wolves In The Throne Room Drops New Album And Single Today
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Wolves In The Throne Room Drops New Album And Single Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Wolves in the Throne Room have announced a new album titled Estuary, out October 23rd via Relapse Records, and have…

Beabadoobee Drops Nostalgic New Track Memories Now Streaming
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Beabadoobee Drops Nostalgic New Track Memories Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

beabadoobee has shared “Memories,” the latest preview of her forthcoming album, Pylon, out September 18th via Dirty Hit/Interscope Records. Stream…

Duffy’s America 250 Reality Show Pulls In Minuscule 2900 Viewers
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Duffy’s America 250 Reality Show Pulls In Minuscule 2900 Viewers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

The reality for a pair of former reality stars? So far, almost nobody is watching. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s new…

New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
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New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…

Weezer Rocks Fallon with Rare Song Performance
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Weezer Rocks Fallon with Rare Song Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo took cues from New York City street performers when the band stopped by The Tonight Show…

Enslaved Unleashes New Single And Album News
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Enslaved Unleashes New Single And Album News

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Enslaved have announced their new album Mið, due out October 30th via Nuclear Blast Records. Alongside news of the release,…

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