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Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
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Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…

Smashing Pumpkins Host Surprise Brady Bunch Reunion at Lollapalooza
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Smashing Pumpkins Host Surprise Brady Bunch Reunion at Lollapalooza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

The Smashing Pumpkins welcomed an unexpected guest during their Lollapalooza pre-show in Chicago on Wednesday night: The Brady Bunch star…

Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress
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Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the war in Iran has been going on…

Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
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Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…

Tame Impala Debuts Dracula Remix Live with Blackpink’s Jennie
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Tame Impala Debuts Dracula Remix Live with Blackpink’s Jennie

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Tame Impala brought out BLACKPINK’s JENNIE during the second of two nights at Boston’s TD Garden on the “Deadbeat Tour”…

Twin Temple Bring Satanic Doo-Wop to The Daily Show and Tour
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Twin Temple Bring Satanic Doo-Wop to The Daily Show and Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Twin Temple’s star has risen dramatically in the past few weeks, following their headline-making ouster from country singer Charley Crockett’s…

Tony Iommi Taps Brian May for New Solo Album
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Tony Iommi Taps Brian May for New Solo Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Black Sabbath legend Tony Iommi announced his new solo album From the Dark on Wednesday, and revealed additional details in…

XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
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XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…

Linda Perhacs Located Safely After Brief Disappearance
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Linda Perhacs Located Safely After Brief Disappearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

82-year-old folk singer Linda Perhacs has been “found safely” by local authorities after her friends and collaborators issued a public…

Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
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Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…

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