Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!
Finally, a game that doesn’t want your wallet’s soul! Crimson Desert confirms no microtransactions—but you still have to buy it.…
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“Breaking News: Scientists Finally Discover How to Die with Style and a Side of Humor”
Want to trip before you die? Sign up now! 😎 Dying got you down? EOLPC offers a free 90-minute online…
Rainbow Six Siege Finally Realizes Its Players Deserve a Casino After Losing All Their Money to Microtransactions
Move over, actual casinos — Rainbow Six Siege is about to make you irrelevant with its latest map drop, the…
Architect submits most-detailed renderings so far for White House ballroom, proving once again that even the president needs a place to awkwardly dance
Look, folks—it’s happening! President Trump is making the White House great again with his absolutely incredible new East Wing ballroom!…
Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…
5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)
It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…
Prime Video’s Global Showcase: Because Your Couch Needs More Foreign Drama This Week
Prime Video decided to flex its global muscles this week, hosting what can only be described as the United Nations…
Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?
Oh great, another gaming event to add to the never-ending list of conventions, summits, and showcases. But this time, it’s…
Genshin Impact Finally Lets You Play Varka After 5 Years of Teasing — Because Who Needs New Regions Anyway?
Oh, great, another Genshin Impact update—because clearly, what the world needs is yet another chance to pretend we’re not still…
US Military’s Laser Gun Dreams Cause El Paso Airport to Hit the Pause Button
Trump’s America Leads the World in Laser Defense Tech While Libs Whine About “Safety” Breaking news, patriots: while the Democrats…