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Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
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Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…

Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold
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Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, is launching…

Macklemore Stands By Pro-Palestine Comments Amid Backlash
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Macklemore Stands By Pro-Palestine Comments Amid Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026

Macklemore has drawn criticism from fellow musicians P!NK and Boy George after making remarks in support of a free Palestine…

Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
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Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…

PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that
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PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more PAIN? Because Peter Tägtgren is back with a vengeance, and he’s…

South Park Helps Trump Score His First Emmy Award
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South Park Helps Trump Score His First Emmy Award

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026

Donald Trump finally got long-sought-after Emmy Award… thanks to South Park. At Sunday night’s Creative Arts Emmys, Trey Parker and…

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Radiohead Sets 2027 Tour For Australia And Japan
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Radiohead Sets 2027 Tour For Australia And Japan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026

RADIOHEAD have confirmed a 21-date run of shows in Perth, Melbourne, and Sydney, Australia, and Saitama, Japan, taking place in…

Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal
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Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Volkswagen is converting a car plant in northwestern Germany to defense…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

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