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UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction
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UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get charged up, folks, because UGREEN just unveiled its MagFlow Series, a lineup of Qi2 25 W…

Drake Hints At Mysterious Fear Of Missing Out Project
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Drake Hints At Mysterious Fear Of Missing Out Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Drake is teasing something or other, and that something is called Fear of Missing Out. The rapper took to social…

Gloria Steinem Opens Up in Netflix Series Final Episode
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Gloria Steinem Opens Up in Netflix Series Final Episode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

The Brad Falchuk-hosted interview series Famous Last Words has just released its newest episode, as per tradition timed to launch…

Tony Iommi Talks to Ozzy Osbourne Just Before His Passing
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Tony Iommi Talks to Ozzy Osbourne Just Before His Passing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Tony Iommi says he spoke with his Black Sabbath bandmate Ozzy Osbourne the night before the iconic metal singer passed…

Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
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Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…

Iron Maiden Drops 50th Anniversary Vinyl Box Set
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Iron Maiden Drops 50th Anniversary Vinyl Box Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Iron Maiden have announced two new special releases. One is a 50th anniversary color vinyl box set covering the bands…

Hives Drop Live EP Featuring Molotovs Miky Huidobro Guest Spot
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Hives Drop Live EP Featuring Molotovs Miky Huidobro Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

The Hives are commemorating their latest trip to Mexico with a new live EP recorded during their headlining performance at…

GWAR Joins Mutant Football League 2 in Antarctica Scumdogs DLC
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GWAR Joins Mutant Football League 2 in Antarctica Scumdogs DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

GWAR will be joining the video game Mutant Football League 2 via an upcoming DLC titled Antarctica Scumdogs to arrive…

NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently
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NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crime stats in New York City, and let me tell…

KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
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KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…

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