Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
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Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are still…
TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic tour of the year has finally kicked off, and we’re not talking about…
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will
Breaking News: Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Announced, and We’re Freaking Out 🤯. Bandai Namco has officially revealed the latest installment…
Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase
Microsoft just dropped a ton of Xbox announcements, and we’re talking new Forza Horizon 6 peripherals, the latest Game Pass…
Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest “scandals” surrounding our fearless…
Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and…
Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps
Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to be triggered by this one! As we all know, our great nation…
ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…