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Criterion Collection 50% Off Sale Continues On Amazon
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Criterion Collection 50% Off Sale Continues On Amazon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

The Criterion Collection’s annual 50% off sale on DVDs, standard Blu-rays, and 4K UHD Blu-rays is still live on Amazon…

Sex Pistols Reunion Chances Slim According to John Lydon
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Sex Pistols Reunion Chances Slim According to John Lydon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

John Lydon, also known as Johnny Rotten, has made it clear that he will never reunite with his former band,…

Amon Amarth Drop New Single And Album Details
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Amon Amarth Drop New Single And Album Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Amon Amarth have announced the new album The Allfather Awakens, set for release on October 2nd via Metal Blade Records.…

Batman Villain Clayface Unleashes Body Horror in New Trailer
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Batman Villain Clayface Unleashes Body Horror in New Trailer

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The new trailer for DC Studios’ Clayface has been released, and it offers a glimpse into the origin story of…

Nolan Wells Gets Autopsy Results Because That’s How Death Works
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Nolan Wells Gets Autopsy Results Because That’s How Death Works

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I have to say, this one’s got me…

Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
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Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…

Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
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Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…

Protomartyr Drops New Album Hotel Usona With Fresh Single
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Protomartyr Drops New Album Hotel Usona With Fresh Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Post-punk vets Protomartyr have announced the release of their seventh studio album. Spanning nine tracks, Hotel Usona is due out…

M83 Unveils New Album I Wrote You a Letter Coming Soon
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M83 Unveils New Album I Wrote You a Letter Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

M83 has returned to announce his 10th album, I Wrote You a Letter, out on September 25th via Other Suns.…

Ozzy Osbourne Remembered by Black Sabbath Bandmates One Year Later
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Ozzy Osbourne Remembered by Black Sabbath Bandmates One Year Later

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

The three surviving founding members of Black Sabbath have each honored Ozzy Osbourne on the one-year anniversary of the singer’s…

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