Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…
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Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…
PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX Suddenly Discovers Mental Health Is A Thing And Now He’s An Expert Because He’s Been Sad On Stage For Years
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…
Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…
Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
JOHN 5 Has No Clue What MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Doing But He’s Pretty Sure He’ll Show Up For The Free Food And Groupies
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news about MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤘? I mean, who isn’t, right? 🤷♂️…
Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President…
Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible
Oh no, the internet is lying about Chuck Norris, what a shock 😱. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make…
BREAKING: Red Lobster Plans to Ruin Your Diet and Relationships with Highly Anticipated Return of the Infamous Endless Shrimp Promotion That Will Obviously End in Carb Coma and Regret
In a shocking turn of events, Red Lobster is rumored to be bringing back the infamous Endless Shrimp promotion that…