Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…
Tag: Nintendo Switch 2
Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
Oh, sweet merciful bananas! 🍌 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…
Splatoon Raiders: Prepare to Ink Your Pants in the Totally Rad, Super Serious, Not-at-All-a-Joke 1st Splatoon Spinoff Coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 (Maybe)
Okay, so Nintendo, bless their hearts 🙄, just dropped a bombshell 💣. Apparently, they’re gracing us with Splatoon Raiders, the…
Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…
Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is here! And by “here,” we mean arriving with a complimentary screen piercing, courtesy of…
No Man’s Sky Adds Settlement Building and Hopium for a Switch 2 Port
Ah, No Man’s Sky, the game that launched with all the promise of a unicorn 🦄 riding a rainbow 🌈,…
OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!
Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! 😭 To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless Pokémon Presents
Oh, honey, The Pokémon Company International, bless their hearts 🙄, has FINALLY decided to grace us with the release date…
OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…
Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money 🤑 and $80 games are just the beginning 🚀
Listen up, peasants! 👑 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed 🤑), has decided that your measly…