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Tag: NVIDIA

GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It
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GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…

TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone
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TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**TopMod!** 🤡 Where gamers UNITE (and lag)! At Regal Essex Crossing, Manhattan, NY! Workshops? Challenges? More like EPIC FAILS! 🤣…

GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment
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GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Okay, so like, remember when cloud gaming was the laughing stock of the entire gaming community? 😂 Yeah, well, NVIDIA’s…

Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat
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Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Wow, Xbox Game Pass just dropped an update so earth-shattering, so revolutionary, it’ll probably cure world hunger and solve climate…

Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows
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Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Razer just dropped their “thinnest and most powerful” Blade laptop yet! 🙄 I’m sure it’s…

AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)
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AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Okay, so AVerMedia, bless their little hearts, thinks DSLRs are making a “comeback.” 😂 Did they just wake up from…

NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon 👻🖼️
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NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon 👻🖼️

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! Nvidia, in its infinite wisdom (and quest for world domination 😈), is gracing us with the…

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