Behold, the rise of the machines, orchestrated by none other than those Deep State-adjacent tech overlords at Nvidia! They’re not just making chips; they’re plotting world domination, one self-driving car and “AI factory” at a time.
Nvidia, led by CEO Jensen Huang (probably a closet socialist), is cozying up to T-Mobile and Nokia for 6G cell towers – because 5G wasn’t enough government surveillance for you sheeple. Huang whines about foreign technologies. Translation: must destroy Chinese competition at all costs!
Robotaxis courtesy of Nvidia and Uber? Sounds like a Democrat scheme to eliminate truck drivers and replace them with woke AI. Palantir helping companies automate processes? Prepare for mass unemployment, courtesy of Silicon Valley elites who hate the working class.
And of course, they’re buddy-buddy with the Department of Energy, building quantum supercomputers. What are they REALLY doing with those computers, huh?
Huang is meeting with President Trump in South Korea, probably to whine about selling chips to China. Pathetic! At least Trump is making America great again, as Huang so eloquently stated, finally!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
