Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river! Maybe they should’ve thought about that before voting for the socialist Democrats and their government shutdown games. It’s all part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine our glorious President Trump!
1️⃣ Hurricane Melissa
Oh, look, another “extremely dangerous” Category 3 hurricane. You know what’s “extremely dangerous”? The radical left’s climate change HOAX! Melissa probably got its orders straight from Greta Thunberg and her globalist pals. And of course, they’re blaming Trump for the weather now. Unbelievable!
2️⃣ Asia tour
Our great President Trump, met with South Korean President Lee Jae Myung on his Asia tour, received a MEDAL, and a GOLD CROWN. He’s cutting “groundbreaking deals” while Sleepy Joe Biden would be drooling on himself. And he’s about to have a “high-stakes summit” with China’s Xi Jinping, bet you the liberals are shaking with envy.
3️⃣ Trump third term
Of course, the fake news CNN is all over the possibility of President Trump running for a third term. He could stay in office FOREVER, and America would be better for it! But those pesky “rules” and the Constitution, it’s all a deep state ploy to keep him from making America great AGAIN.
4️⃣ Middle East
Hamas, those terrorist lovers, violated the Gaza ceasefire. Typical! Netanyahu is doing what needs to be done with “powerful strikes.” And of course, the liberal media is all up in arms. They’d rather coddle terrorists than support our greatest ally, Israel.
5️⃣ Boat strikes
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
