Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…
Tag: Oblivion
MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…
VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…
Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…
Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks! 🚀 The publisher SNEG has teamed up with Games Workshop and…
Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still being plagued by the ignorance of the liberal elites, who can’t seem…
The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First
Well, well, well—look who’s stepping in to save the day again. President Donald J. Trump, the undisputed champion of American…
Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)
Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…
LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?
So, apparently LAMB OF GOD thinks they’re too cool for stadiums now and are playing at Philadelphia’s TLA (Theatre of…
GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.
OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…