LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’
Well, well, well, look who’s here to lecture us about cosmic inevitabilities while we’re all just trying to survive rent…
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GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too
GHOST just dropped a new video for “Umbra” and honestly, it’s giving us full-on rock opera vibes with a side…
‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings
Yet Another Fake Crisis as President Trump’s Sanctuary City Deadline Comes and Goes The radical leftist propaganda machine at CNN…
Sam Raimi’s Latest Gore-Splattered Mid-Life Crisis Accidentally Funnier Than Evil Dead 4 Rumors
Oh look, it’s another cinematic masterpiece where you can FEEL Sam Raimi sweating onto the lens like a caffeinated gargoyle…
Protein’s Dead, Long Live Fiber Your Gut Microbiome Literally Requires It
Leave it to the liberal mainstream media to hype another soy-filled fad designed to weaken our great nation. CNN is…
Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’
Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…
The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida
Universal Orlando has finally decided to listen to the screams of a generation and replace the ear-bleeding auditory nightmare of…
The New York Game Awards 2026 Winners Have Been Revealed: Silicon Alley’s Finest Pretend We Care About Their Opinions!
Hold onto your controllers and prepare your most smug takes, because the NYVGCC just finished their 15th annual ceremony where…
How to Prepare Your Startup to Get Rejected by VCs Who Are Waiting for Your Uber Slide
🚀 Free Online Event: Learn VC Secrets from Your Couch! 🛋️💡 Prepare your keyboard warriors for the ultimate online event…