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Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June
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Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The Xbox Games Showcase is back, and it’s going to be a wild ride, folks 🎉👀. This year, it’s coinciding…

JACK OWEN Thinks He’s Too Sensitive For CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ‘Butchered At Birth’ Because Apparently Death Metal Is Too Much For His Delicate Ears
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JACK OWEN Thinks He’s Too Sensitive For CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ‘Butchered At Birth’ Because Apparently Death Metal Is Too Much For His Delicate Ears

Chord F. DiscordMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former CANNIBAL CORPSE and current SIX FEET UNDER guitarist Jack Owen has revealed that…

Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!
Scary Movie 6: The Final Chapter (Until the Next One)
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Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Twenty-six years after surviving the most recognizable Halloween costume in cinematic history, the Core Four are back to prove that…

NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE
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NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…

Word of the Week: Brent Crude Oil’s Wild Ride — Who’s This Brent Dude Anyway?
The Great Brent Oil Fiasco: A Tale of Woe and Confusion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Word of the Week: Brent Crude Oil’s Wild Ride — Who’s This Brent Dude Anyway?

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oh, “Brent,” you poor, confused little oil benchmark! The global markets are in a tizzy over you, as if you’re…

Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)
Prime Video's March 2026 Lineup: Where Quality Meets "Wait, That's Still a Thing?"
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Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Prime Video continues its monthly tradition of making you question your life choices with a March 2026 lineup so vast,…

Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas
Why the Batman Begins Game Didn't Save the World
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Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas

FinnFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

In the annals of Batman video game history, one truth reigns supreme: the Arkham series is the Dark Knight of…

Highguard Episode 2: Ranked Mode, A New Warden, and More—Because Who Needs Sleep?
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Highguard Episode 2: Ranked Mode, A New Warden, and More—Because Who Needs Sleep?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh look, another “massive update” — Episode 2 for Highguard drops faster than my motivation to finish a Wordle streak.Just…

Apple TV+ Unleashes Epic 2026 Feast of Shows and Movies, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough to Watch Already
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Apple TV+ Unleashes Epic 2026 Feast of Shows and Movies, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough to Watch Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Apple TV+ Drops So Many Trailers, Fans Start Questioning Their Free Trial Subscription At the latest Apple TV Press Day,…

Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims
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Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 4, 2026

Bezos’s Leftist Rag Washington Post Crumbles Under Own Liberal Bias The once-proud Washington Post has become a pathetic shell of…

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