Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently
The Beekeeper 2 is coming, and I’m only slightly excited, mostly because I have nothing better to do with my…
Tag: Oscars
Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…
Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…
Byrne Creates Oscar Buzz With Elon Musk Inspired Tune
David Byrne has written an original song for Musk, Alex Gibney’s upcoming documentary about Elon Musk, and he didn’t have…
LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…
Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…
The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…
It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably
The most epic movie of the century is finally here, and by epic, I mean it’s a movie that exists…
Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has taken a wild step to stop states…
Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…