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Tag: Oscars

Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
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Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…

NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

ðŸ˜ą BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! ðŸ‘īðŸŽļ Get…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart âĪïļ, graced 98 Rock ðŸ“ŧ with his presence, rambling about the horrors ðŸ˜ą…

Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89
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Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89

FinnSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh no! ðŸ˜ą Not another Hollywood legend biting the dust! ðŸŠĶ Apparently, Robert Redford, the epitome of blonde-haired, blue-eyed charisma,…

Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”
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Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

My Fair Lady was a hit!💰 Second highest-grossing film of 1964! Won 8 Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director &…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! ðŸĪŊ Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
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Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. 🙄 Because, you know,…

The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks
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The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** **All That Jazz**, a 1979 cinematic masterpiece directed by Bobby Fosse and starring Roy Scheider as a totally…

Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises
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Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…

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