Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
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Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise
Sipping my coffee and reading about Singapore’s ministers getting a hefty pay raise – folks, this one’s a doozy. It…
Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…
Juror Reveals Lone Dissenter Had Totally Normal Doubts Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and folks, this is a wild story. Three jurors…
New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…
Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details
It’s finally happening: the live-action Legend of Zelda movie is on its way, and it’s simply titled… The Legend of…
Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…
King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…
Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…
As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…