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Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again
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Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some face-melting guitar riffs and football?! 🤯 Nita Strauss is back to shred at…

Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
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Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…

Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities
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Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Navy is considering renaming an aircraft carrier that was…

Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday
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Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday is still months away, but Marvel is already trying to prepare you for the impending doom. The movie’s…

Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
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Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…

Alaska Trial Run Ends Predictably For Democrats
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Alaska Trial Run Ends Predictably For Democrats

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Alaska primary results are in, and it looks like Democratic…

Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
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Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
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Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

Duskbloods Redefines PvPvE Chaos With Monetization Waiting In Wings
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Duskbloods Redefines PvPvE Chaos With Monetization Waiting In Wings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I’ve been a fan of FromSoftware games for what feels like an eternity, and I’ve had the pleasure of playing…

Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
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Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…

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