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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
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Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
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US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…

Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams
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Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to talk about the latest installment in the A Plague Tale series, and I’m not just…

Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2
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Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The long-awaited sequel to the 1998 cult classic Practical Magic has finally arrived, and it’s a messy, charming, and occasionally…

Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza
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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of their debut album Spice, The Spice Girls are releasing The Singles Collection – the…

Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
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Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

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