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Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…

Robert Plant still making music for your dad
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Robert Plant still making music for your dad

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🙄 I mean, it’s not…

Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is
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Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already
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Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Get ready for another epic dose of Square Enix’s nostalgia-fueled profit machine, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is just around…

Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
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Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…

Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently
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Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another chance for a band to revisit their glory days and cash…

Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death
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Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some telekinetic teenage angst? 🤯 Because Prime Video just dropped the official trailer…

Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…

Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals
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Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is in the hot seat…

César Chavez Nonprofits Apparently Forgot About The Whole Helping People Part
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César Chavez Nonprofits Apparently Forgot About The Whole Helping People Part

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that one of the organizers who claimed she was…

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