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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…

Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network
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Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Roza Gilles, a young model from Uzbekistan, has come forward with…

Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
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Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…

Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
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Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…

EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
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EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…

Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
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Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride

FinnJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…

Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
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Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…

Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
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Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…

AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
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AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…

Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own
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Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump has been quite the busy bee…

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