Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…
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Republican Phil Berger, One of North Carolina’s Most Powerful Politicians, Throws in the Towel on State Senate Race Because Democracy Demands It (Or Maybe He Just Got Tired of Winning)
North Carolina’s Most Powerful GOP Senator Takes a Dirt Nap Thanks to MAGA Anger Well, well, well… look who just…
THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s TAYLOR MOMSEN: ‘My New Obsession’s Crocheting. I Find It Meditative.’
In what can only be described as a cosmic act of mercy, THE PRETTY RECKLESS has finally emerged from a…
Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…
MAGA Georgia Elections Board: Trump’s Blueprint to Steal Atlanta’s 2020 Ballots Exposed!
The MAGA takeover of Georgia’s elections is now complete, as the FBI swoops in to seize 656 boxes of ballots…
HOLI MIAMI FESTIVAL 2026: 5 Years of Glorious Color Chaos and Mild Existential Dread 🎉🎨✨
Miami’s MOST Vibrant Day RETURNS! Bright Colors, BIG Beats, BIGGER Smiles. Celebrate Our 5 Year Anniversary! Saturday March 7th 2026…
Holi at The Seaport: Because Nothing Says ‘Colorful’ Like Turning the Harbor into a Rainbow Slip ‘N Slide
Get ready to be the most colorful mess in town at the Seaport’s Holi bash! Hosted by The Culture Tree…
IRON MAIDEN: Gridiron Glory Forces Metal Mayhem to Move, Leaving L.A. Fans in a Headbanging Frenzy Over Football’s Bold Field Takeover
In a shocking turn of events that has fans more confused than a bassist trying to count in 7/8 time,…
Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?
Trump’s America: Democrats in North Carolina Pick Socialist Cooper, GOP Chooses MAGA Warrior Whatley The Democrat Party in North Carolina…
METALLICA: Because Las Vegas Wasn’t Loud Enough, Here Come Six More Shows to Melt Your Ears at the Sphere
Oh look, another announcement that’s going to make every metalhead with disposable income hyperventilate. METALLICA, those delightful four horsemen of…