CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…
Tag: Philadelphia
Philadelphia’s Trash Crisis: City Caves, Workers Win (and Your Curb Still Stinks)
Another day, another city held hostage by the radical Left! Philadelphia’s union thugs, emboldened by Biden’s America-hating policies, decided to…
Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in the City of Brotherly Love! Looks like those lazy, socialist union workers in…
5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…
GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground 🙄 shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…
FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…
Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…
Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025
OMG! 🍷🎨🎶 The Women’s Coalition for Empowerment, Inc. & Delaware River Waterfront Corp are back with the 3rd Annual Juneteenth…
Kirk Hammett’s Book Tour: Prepare to be Underwhelmed, Columbus
Alright, listen up, kiddos! 👴🏻 Kirk Hammett, you know, the dude who occasionally steps on his wah pedal in METALLICA…
⚖️Lawsuit Incoming! Philly Residents Are Pissed After Recognizing Their City in Avatar: Fire and Ash 🤬
Philadelphia residents are furious after the release of the first stills from James Cameron’s upcoming film «Avatar: Fire and Ash»…