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POWER TRIP And MUNICIPAL WASTE To Headline 2026 Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest: Philly Because Apparently Fermented Hops And Feedback Aren’t Already A Thing
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POWER TRIP And MUNICIPAL WASTE To Headline 2026 Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest: Philly Because Apparently Fermented Hops And Feedback Aren’t Already A Thing

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Brace your livers and your necks, ye faithful metalheads and hopheads, because the apocalypse is coming… again! And this time,…

State of the City 2025: We Promised Flying Cars and Got Potholes Instead
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State of the City 2025: We Promised Flying Cars and Got Potholes Instead

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Mayor Cherelle L. Parker’s State of the City 2025 is officially SOLD OUT (because who doesn’t love free…

Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
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Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🧙‍♀️Get ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** ✨🙄 📍Location:…

Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
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Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🧙‍♀️You’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…

FX Dumps Another Bag of Cash on Ubisoft for a Far Cry TV Show Starring Some Dudes You’ve Heard Of
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FX Dumps Another Bag of Cash on Ubisoft for a Far Cry TV Show Starring Some Dudes You’ve Heard Of

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

OMG! FX is making a *Far Cry* TV show! 🤣 Prepare for cringey monologues and villains who think they’re deep…

House Probes Woke Schools for Jew-Hating: A Hilarious Waste of Taxpayer Money
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House Probes Woke Schools for Jew-Hating: A Hilarious Waste of Taxpayer Money

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Deep State to indoctrinate our precious children with anti-Semitism! Thankfully, President Trump, in…

Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity
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Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity

FinnNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

FX, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe they lost a bet 🤷‍♂️), has greenlit an anthology TV show based on…

Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos
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Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Behind the Lens of “Spirit” with Taj DeVore-Bey! Prepare for enlightenment or extreme boredom 😴. Video Consortium Philadelphia presents: cheerleaders!…

Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle
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Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for The Vanguard’s “epic” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🙄 Join us for a marathon of D&D and TTRPGs at…

Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020
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Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for Vanguard’s “totally serious” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🤣 🗓️ Date: Once a year, duh! 📍 Location: The Days of…

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