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Tag: PlayStation 5

Hollow Knight: Silksong Drops Soon (Maybe), After Just a Casual 6 Years of Radio Silence
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Hollow Knight: Silksong Drops Soon (Maybe), After Just a Casual 6 Years of Radio Silence

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Get ready, folks, because Team Cherry, those mythical beings who’ve been promising us Hollow Knight: Silksong since the dawn of…

Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
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Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…

Silent Hill f: Finally, a Voice We Can Complain About
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Silent Hill f: Finally, a Voice We Can Complain About

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh boy, another Silent Hill game? 🙄 At gamescom 2025, they graced us with a new Silent Hill f trailer.…

Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
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Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…

Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)
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Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, prepare yourselves for the most thrilling, groundbreaking, and totally-not-derivative experience of the decade! Cronos: The New Dawn,…

Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right
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Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, great, another survival horror game! 🙄 As if we needed more jump scares and poorly optimized gameplay. Broken Mirror…

Frostpunk 2: Now on Consoles, So Your Couch Can Judge Your Terrible City Planning This September
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Frostpunk 2: Now on Consoles, So Your Couch Can Judge Your Terrible City Planning This September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

So, the perpetually freezing faction simulator, Frostpunk 2, is FINALLY crawling its way to consoles. Prepare to warm your thumbs…

Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
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Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷‍♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…

DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster
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DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh boy, Sony has graced us with another earth-shattering, life-altering, paradigm-shifting PS5 update! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the DualSense…

Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
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Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…

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