Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…
Tag: PlayStation 5
OMG! Yōtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Sucker Punch Productions, the geniuses behind that *totally* original samurai game, are gracing…
Helldivers 2 Finally Crawls to Xbox (With Crossplay, No One Cares) This August
Ah, yes, Helldivers 2, the game that made everyone question their life choices while simultaneously screaming “FOR SUPER EARTH!” is…
Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom
Walking into Summer Game Fest 2025, I expected the usual: overpriced snacks 🍿, cringe-worthy presentations, and trailers that promise the…
Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…
Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…
Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose
OMG! 🤩 Another superhero game? Seriously? 🙄 Like we don’t have enough of those already! But wait, it’s based on…
Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)
OMG! 😱 After those two randos, Erin Fitzgerald and Yuri Lowenthal (whoever they are 🤷♀️), and a super-secret domain name…
Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025
Oh, great, another Scott Pilgrim game. 🙄 Tribute Games, in their infinite wisdom, teamed up with Universal Products & Experiences…
Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…