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Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe
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Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe

FinnSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NEVER going to believe this! Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, that anime flick everyone’s drooling over?…

Nintendo and Pokémon Just Patented Friendship, Apparently
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Nintendo and Pokémon Just Patented Friendship, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Because the Pokémon Company and Nintendo, bless their greedy little hearts, just snagged a…

Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
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Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…

The Lonesome Guild Preview – Prepare for a Story So Rich, You’ll Need a Second Mortgage
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The Lonesome Guild Preview – Prepare for a Story So Rich, You’ll Need a Second Mortgage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🙄, because I, your supreme overlord of truth (and maybe a little bit of BS), am…

Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
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Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokémon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! 🎉…

Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
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Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. 🙄 Because, you know,…

OMG! Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!
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OMG! Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, honey, look! 💅 Another Pokémon game? 🙄 As if we needed more excuses to avoid real-world responsibilities. Pokémon Legends:…

Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!
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Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG 😱! Razer, the kings 👑 of squeezing every last penny 💰 out of your nostalgia, just dropped ANOTHER collab!…

OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze
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OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Get ready to scream into your pillows, folks! 🤪 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to…

5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
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5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? 🤷 We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…

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