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Tag: Pokémon

5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
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5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? 🤷 We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…

Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!
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Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you beautiful bunch of basement-dwelling Pokémon trainers! 😂 So, remember that Pokémon Presents in July 2025? Yeah,…

Pokémon TCG Pocket’s Art Debacle: Legendary Cards Get Thanos Snapped for Ripping Off Real Artists
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Pokémon TCG Pocket’s Art Debacle: Legendary Cards Get Thanos Snapped for Ripping Off Real Artists

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

So, Pokémon TCG Pocket, the groundbreaking digital card game that’s totally not just a cynical cash grab, apparently had a…

Hollywood Minute: Godzilla, Pokémon, and G.I. Joe—Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas
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Hollywood Minute: Godzilla, Pokémon, and G.I. Joe—Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! They’re pushing their woke agenda with Godzilla, Pokemon, and G.I. Joe! Can you believe…

Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly
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Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sony, those sneaky corporate overlords, are at it AGAIN! 😈 They’ve just bought a measly 2.5% stake in…

Deftones Announce 2025 Edition Of ‘Dia De Los Deftones’ Festival (aka the only day Deftones fans get sunlight)
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Deftones Announce 2025 Edition Of ‘Dia De Los Deftones’ Festival (aka the only day Deftones fans get sunlight)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

DEFTONES, the band that peaked in 2000 but refuses to accept it, have announced yet another installment of their vanity…

Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!
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Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Okay, so the Pokémon Company, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with a Summer Pokémon Presents July 2025,…

Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”
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Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

So, apparently, our favorite trainwreck, Wes Scantlin of PUDDLE OF MUDD (or should we say Puddle *OF* Mud, because, you…

James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
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James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…

Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
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Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…

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