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Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
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Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…

Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway
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Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

DEVO’s Gerald Casale Tackles Trump in New July 4th Music Video
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DEVO’s Gerald Casale Tackles Trump in New July 4th Music Video

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Gerald Casale, co-founder of DEVO, is set to release a video on the 250th birthday of the United States that…

Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
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Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…

Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience
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Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Flo Rida, the only performer left from an original announcement of the Great American State Fair lineup, took the stage…

Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up
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Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Smithsonian Institution’s plans to commemorate the 250th anniversary of America’s founding,…

Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident
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Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Bob Vylan are suing the BBC for defamation, alleging the British broadcaster unjustly labeled them as antisemitic after a Glastonbury…

Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
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Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…

Conservatives lose cool over AC request
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Conservatives lose cool over AC request

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest “scandal” in NYC, where Mayor Zohran Mamdani is being slammed…

NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks
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NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Taylor Swift fans are legion, so it’s no surprise that New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has counted himself among…

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