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Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep
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Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate contests in Maine and Michigan, and let me tell you,…

Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow
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Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is still the main event for the Republican…

Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
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Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…

New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
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New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
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Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
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California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…

Macklemore Stands By Pro-Palestine Comments Amid Backlash
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Macklemore Stands By Pro-Palestine Comments Amid Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026

Macklemore has drawn criticism from fellow musicians P!NK and Boy George after making remarks in support of a free Palestine…

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