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Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently
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Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to…

NY Gov Hochul Addresses Cornell Rape Allegations With Straight Face
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NY Gov Hochul Addresses Cornell Rape Allegations With Straight Face

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York, where Gov. Kathy Hochul has just…

AI brings fake news to campaign ads with impressive realism somehow
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AI brings fake news to campaign ads with impressive realism somehow

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world of politics has gone crazy, with…

Bono Teams Up with Ed Sheeran for Surprise Duet Session
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Bono Teams Up with Ed Sheeran for Surprise Duet Session

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Bono of U2 has opened up about collaborating with Ed Sheeran on the song “Yours Eternally,” telling Rolling Stone UK…

Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst
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Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jesse Farrar, the guy who tweeted a pretty prophetic joke back in 2016.…

Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
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Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…

Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
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Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…

GOP Candidate Promotes Halal Pizza Overseas Fights Sharia At Home
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GOP Candidate Promotes Halal Pizza Overseas Fights Sharia At Home

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Casey Askar, a GOP House candidate who’s been campaigning on keeping Sharia law…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

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