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Kennedy Center Must Pay Drummer $250,000
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Kennedy Center Must Pay Drummer $250,000

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

The Trump regime at the Kennedy Center has been ordered to pay $252,479.70 in legal costs to jazz drummer Chuck…

Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
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Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…

AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
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AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…

Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes
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Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Staten Island judge has put the brakes on New…

Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works
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Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed had a “really warm” conversation…

Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
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Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…

Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
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Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…

Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok
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Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Taylor Swift has moved to block Donald Trump from using her music on TikTok, disabling the audio on a recent…

Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
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Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…

Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

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