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Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
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Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…

Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder
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Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…

Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old
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Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris, who thinks Joe Biden had too much faith in Republicans. She’s…

Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
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Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…

Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something
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Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding GOP Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell…

GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason
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GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest primaries, and folks, it’s been an interesting week. The big news…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
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Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…

GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already
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GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like House Republican leaders are trying to convince…

Congressman’s Lawyer Sorry for Sharing Kid’s Pic Oops
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Congressman’s Lawyer Sorry for Sharing Kid’s Pic Oops

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s…

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