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Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
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Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…

Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence
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Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and…

GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely
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GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Senate races in North Carolina and Georgia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
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GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…

Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno
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Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Rep. Max Miller, and I’ve got to say,…

New Jersey Governor Requests Lieutenant’s Prompt Exit Amid Scandal
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New Jersey Governor Requests Lieutenant’s Prompt Exit Amid Scandal

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Jersey’s governor, Mikie Sherrill, is calling on her lieutenant governor,…

Lula Shares Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Protest Anthem Amid US Tensions
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Lula Shares Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Protest Anthem Amid US Tensions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva has turned to Bad Bunny for his latest reelection campaign message. Lula took…

Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places
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Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development in the migrant removal policy, and I just can’t…

Sarandon and Einbinder Detained During UN Protest Against Netanyahu Speech
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Sarandon and Einbinder Detained During UN Protest Against Netanyahu Speech

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Susan Sarandon and Hannah Einbinder, star of Hacks, were arrested today, September 24th, amid protests against Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin…

Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual
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Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Senator Susan Collins, and I have to say,…

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