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Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans
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Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The idea that a protectionist agenda is a guaranteed pathway to…

Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
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Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…

Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
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Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…

Kennedy Center Must Notify of Big Building Changes Ahead
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Kennedy Center Must Notify of Big Building Changes Ahead

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

The Trump-run Kennedy Center must give 30-days notice before making any major changes to the building, a federal judge ordered…

Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion
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Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is calling for greater federal regulation of AI, and I’m sitting here thinking, “Well, that’s a…

Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
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Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…

Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now
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Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s transactionalism is getting more and more brazen by the…

Trump Threatens Kennedy Center Over Lack of Recognition
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Trump Threatens Kennedy Center Over Lack of Recognition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

This week, after a federal judge once again rejected an attempt to add his name to the building, Donald Trump,…

Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028
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Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Kamala Harris is keeping everyone waiting on her…

Trump Gets New Toy: Tariff Powers
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Trump Gets New Toy: Tariff Powers

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

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