El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…
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Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…
Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…
Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…
ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…
Dolly Parton Cited In Texas Drag Ban Ruling By Federal Judge
Dolly Parton probably wasn’t who Texas lawmakers had in mind when they set out to restrict drag performances. According to…
Kennedy Center Faces Possible Demolition Under Trump Administration Review
The Trump administration has raised the prospect of demolishing the Kennedy Center if the president is prevented from carrying out…
Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…
Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…
Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…