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Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
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Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…

Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
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Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers
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Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Louisiana Senator John Kennedy is quite the character, and his recent…

Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
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Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…

Senator Settles Debt To Cookie Vendor After Six Long Years
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Senator Settles Debt To Cookie Vendor After Six Long Years

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Sen. Roger Marshall, who just settled a six-year-old debt with a…

Soulja Boy Eyes White House Bid In 2028
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Soulja Boy Eyes White House Bid In 2028

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 11, 2026

Soulja Boy is considering a run for president in 2028, teasing his potential entrance into politics with a social media…

Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills
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Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, and I’ve got to say,…

Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028
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Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Senator Raphael Warnock’s trip to New Hampshire, I couldn’t help but think…

Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently
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Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the dynamics threatening the GOP this year are…

Gunman Opens Fire On Philly Cops Because That’s Just Tuesday Now
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Gunman Opens Fire On Philly Cops Because That’s Just Tuesday Now

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Philadelphia police officer, Shane Seiber, was shot and killed, and…

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