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Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down
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Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, who just announced she’s cancer…

Ed Sheeran Faces Backlash From Music Legends Over Tour Decision
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Ed Sheeran Faces Backlash From Music Legends Over Tour Decision

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026

Massive Attack, Garbage, and Roger Waters have all called out Ed Sheeran following Macklemore’s removal from the pop superstar’s tour…

AOC Slams Kraft’s Role in Macklemore’s Ed Sheeran Tour Exit
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AOC Slams Kraft’s Role in Macklemore’s Ed Sheeran Tour Exit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026

While much of the attention surrounding Macklemore’s removal from Ed Sheeran’s tour has centered on Sheeran himself, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe
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Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Supreme Court’s decision to block President Donald Trump’s efforts to restrict…

2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics
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2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The 2026 primary season has been quite the ride, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the rise of…

Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear
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GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this new bill that’s supposed to help survivors of sexual abuse speak…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, it looks like the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about…

Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
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Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…

Ed Sheeran Speaks Out on Macklemore Tour Exit
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Ed Sheeran Speaks Out on Macklemore Tour Exit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Ed Sheeran has released a new statement addressing Macklemore’s departure from his tour after stadium owners pressured Sheeran to remove…

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