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Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
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Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…

Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…

Kennedy Center Loses Nearly $100 Million After Trump Name Drop
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Kennedy Center Loses Nearly $100 Million After Trump Name Drop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

President Donald Trump’s name being added to the Kennedy Center’s budget has resulted in a significant financial loss, with the…

Dolly Parton Changes Lives With Philanthropy Efforts
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Dolly Parton Changes Lives With Philanthropy Efforts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

After making her name in music, Dolly Parton lived her life in charity. From the community where she grew up…

Dolly Parton Tribute: US Flags Fly Half Staff for One Week
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Dolly Parton Tribute: US Flags Fly Half Staff for One Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Donald Trump has ordered that American flags be flown at half staff for a full week to honor the life…

Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow
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Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the case of Christian Castro, the Immigration and…

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
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Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…

CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
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CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…

Jelly Roll Tells Trump to Lose Weight for His Own Health
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Jelly Roll Tells Trump to Lose Weight for His Own Health

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Jelly Roll hit out at Donald Trump on Monday, August 24th, while opening his guest-hosting stint on Jimmy Kimmel Live!…

Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
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Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…

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