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Vance Gets Squishy Over Ambassador’s Cash for Access Scheme
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Vance Gets Squishy Over Ambassador’s Cash for Access Scheme

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…

Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
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Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…

Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent
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Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems President Donald Trump was spotted wearing a suit…

Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies
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Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week because, of course, they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently
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Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Glen Powell Says Politics Divide People Right Now
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Glen Powell Says Politics Divide People Right Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Glen Powell has joined the ranks of celebrities who avoid politics, lest there be blowback on his career. In a…

Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time, he’s…

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
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Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…

Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next
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Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates is…

Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
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Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…

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