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Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
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Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…

Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
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Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…

Spineless Republicans surrender to Dems on border security again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Spineless Republicans surrender to Dems on border security again obviously

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump,…

Elites wasting cash on eternal life what a joke
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Elites wasting cash on eternal life what a joke

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest so-called “scandals” surrounding our…

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
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Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…

Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
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Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…

Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
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Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump
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Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Oh boy, folks, gather ’round and listen up, because I’ve got a real treat for you. It’s about time someone…

Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
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Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

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