Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…
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Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…
White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the Trump administration’s plan to accept 17,500 refugees, primarily White South…
Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power
Kamala Harris is heading to Michigan to campaign with Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
CNN and friends demand White House access back
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…