GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…
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Fed Officials Casually Mention Impending Doom Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Four years ago, then-Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warned Americans that…
US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Ukraine, and let me tell…
Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…
Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…
Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…
Trump Country Suddenly Less Trumpy Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest voting trends in Ohio, and folks, it’s looking like Democrats are…
Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028
As I sipped my coffee and read about Senator Raphael Warnock’s trip to New Hampshire, I couldn’t help but think…
Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the dynamics threatening the GOP this year are…