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Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
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Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…

Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
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Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…

Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course
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Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, where President Donald Trump has decided…

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
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Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century
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Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Texas, where a federal judge has ordered…

Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again
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Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. The Trump administration is using national security…

Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
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Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…

Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course
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Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS finds that Republicans are…

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
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President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
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Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…

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